Thursday, February 23, 2006

The Bachelor



My Girl Moana DESERVES to win!

I have loved her character since DAY 1. Unlike most women, she held her hand close until SHE chose to let it be known. Why do catty women wanna knock you down just because you don't act like THEY DO?

And After the Final Rose...Jennifer was a hostile bytch who was mad she got the boot while young Sarah stayed. Can you say LOSER?

I do like Sarah from Nashville....she's a sincere woman with a beautiful spirit. Would probably make a great mom and wife. But the thing that makes me not want her to win....her family and her roots. Sarah made it clear she did not want to leave Nashville due to her family and the fact she is settled. Remember their faces when Travis said he wanted to live in the mountains? I'll admit I was surprised when the sparks started to fly, but it really does appear that they have a good friendship...but is it lust? I don't think so.

Moana should win for the following reasons:

1. She is active-Like Travis. She won the bike race, went jet skiing, is competive. Just look at her profile on ABC.com

>My three best attributes: Independent, outgoing, adventurous
>My perfect date would be: Sitting in a museum, going to watch a hockey match, laughing on a street bench over coffee, flying a plane, listening to music, but most importantly, laughing
>My ideal mate: Looks like the '06 version of Gregory Peck with a little bit of the Knoxville gruff and has the wit of Luke Wilson, charisma of Tom Cruise, humility and strength of Robert Redford and the alternative edge of John Cusack


I'll be damned ff she wasn't describing a man JUST LIKE TRAVIS

2. Her family is crazy so she prolly wouldn't mind living in the mountains (for reason 1)

3. They have good communication (non-verbal as well). Her body is off the hook. They make a very good-looking couple.

4. Strong physical connection.

5. Mo doesn't have strong ties, so she would be willing to move around with Travis until they're settled.

Wish there were more than 24 hrs in a day!

Idol is BACK!!!!

Ok I just posted my picks on IGH.com. Let me start off by saying the ladies are strong this year yall! With that said, here are my faves...but I have to state that hubby picked Fantasia within 2 shows and he made is pick this yea as well. I kinda feel him on it tho...so I'm going to break down

1st to go:
-Bobby Bennett: Copa my ass!







-David Radford: he's prolly get the teenybopper vote, but that shyt last night just pissed me off...PPL DREAM about making it to AI and these kids think its a joke!







-Gedeon McKinney: SIMON WAS RIGHT AS USUSAL!
1. Gedeon's smile annoys the shit outta me
2. It just takes up too much space amd that half ass dimple just made it worse. Shout was a bad song choice and I just was not impressed at all.



-Heather Cox: I didn't like that song before, I sho as hell don't like it now. I think one of the weakest females period.


I'm conflicted about:
-Will Makar cutest little kid...but how far can that take him?
-Patrick Hall: not attracive = not marketale
-Bucky (thass out cat's name) Covington: he did NOT impress me much (right Shania?) Plz fix the teeth!?!?!?! GOOD LAWD
-Kinnik Sky: She was beautiful (gurlll I want that dress!)
-Breanna Gethers:I knew she was a new yawker yall)...Can my bytch bring back her claws ASAP! I kinda liked her song I and realized she was trying to enlarge her fan base after Hollywood week. I LOVE her as the badass chick! I love her and Simon. If she doesn't work it out soon, catty females will backlash and she will go home *pouting* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T BE SENSITIVE AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE IN THE TOP 10 (AT LEAST)!


FAVE LADIES
1. PARIS (SHE NEEDS NO LAST NAME): This is my front runner and hubby's WINNER. I rewinded her performace at least 6 times. I thought she was setting herself up with the Gladys comparison....but my girl brought the house DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN YALL!
2. Lisa Tucker: Did you see her mom? That girl got some good genes yall! I COULD NOT BELIEVE SHE CHOOSE HOLIDAY! I WAS NERVOUS, I WAS SCARED, I PUT MY MEXICAN BLANKET OVER MY HEAD....BUT SHE DID IT. Lisa is A PHENOM, strong, humble, beautiful (hair may need a change once the stylists kick in)...very strong contender.
3. Mandisa....my girl choose HEART! I LOVED IT! Question is, is America read for a plus-size female Idol...or will this be another Kimberly Locke?
4. Katharine McPhee: I love this girl's voice (hubby didn't but I think my ear is better than his after watching AI religiously). Her mother trained her well, she's got a sense of humor and personality, and her breathing i scontrol will get her FAR. Mark my words!

Fave Fellas
I ABOSOLUTELY LOVE ACE AND CHRIS! OMG SEXY AND CAN SING *SWOON*
1. Ace Young: The eyes and hair alone got me. But once I heard Father Figure, I was DONE. OMG he's got the package yall...defintely will go far. http://www.idolonfox.com/contestants/i/t/ace.jpg
(Is it just me, when I listen to GM lyrics now they have COMPLETELY DIFFERENT meaning? 'I'll be your daddy' LMAO I LOVE IT)
2. Chris Daughtry....a sexy bald white man with facial hair and a wife. LOVIN IT! I'm torn between Chris and the one below for best voice...think he had the best performance last night tho. http://www.idolonfox.com/contestants/i/t/chris.jpg
3. Elliot Yamin...Hubby pegged him as the bootleg Jon B (gotta agree tho) but his voice just surprises me. Definetly going far...ANOTHER TOOTH ISSUE.

Can I just say my teeth may not be perfect, but I think it's a different story when you are on national TV with your mouth WIDE OPEN. Does Elliot have an entire bridge on his upper left? I can hardly understand Bucky with his. Just saying, go see a cosmetic surgeon down the line...my ass is and I'm not even on TV!

4. Kevin Covais: My little underdog!

5. Taylor Hicks My white brother from another mother got SOUL yall! The harp? PRICELESS. Hubby hit it on the head: this man loves the music. He lives it, breathes it, and feel it. We love him and his prematurely grayed head!
http://www.idolonfox.com/contestants/i/t/chris.jp

Notwithstanding Kelly Pickler...let AI5 BEGIN!!!!!

Too Much TV, So little room on TiVo



I've been going CRAZY trying to catch up with Tivo!

Dancing with the Stars: My pick- Drew


Ok I was NEVER a 98 Degrees fan....didn't know who the Lachey's were until Newleyweds. I feel in love with Nick and Drew. Drew's Michael Jackson Tango has to be one of the bes dances this year....but the dance him and Cheryl did the next week to BEP with those slide moves (was it a rhumba?) was phenominal...Anyway a pic is below and they're wearing brown...lawd Drew impressed me. Also the fact that his wife and Nick hit it on the head...this is Drew's turn to finally shine and I think he's earned it.

I love Jerry- he is a gentleman and really dedictaed himself to the show. His fans really surprised me by letting him get to the finals. I was shocked to say the least! (And is wife is friggin gorgeous)

I LOVE LISA (minus the hideous lips of course) - Talk about dedication. Looks DAMN good for her age. Beautiful spirit. OF COURSE SHE WASN'T GOING TO MAKE IT! As much as I love Jerry, I do believe Lisa DESERVED to go to the finals. Most improved by far! Her foxtrot was beautiful (ya shoulda went home sooner Lisa, u were revitalized!)

Stacy - Ah Stace...you're a natural yes...your legs make even women drool....but I think Carrie Ann was right on the money...you DO NOT tell a story. I couldn't put my finger on it but on Friday she took the words right out of my mouth...But when did Stacey become a wrestler?Where da fugg was I? Hubby got me into WWF back in 1999 and I remember when Stacey joined as EYE CANDY...I sure as hell don't ever remember her wrestling (not denying it, but what year did this happen)...She is a beautiful and sweet girl....with legs almost as tall as I am. (I'm 5'4 dammit!)

Edyta & Marco & Michael Buble - F A B O L O U S!
Buble is one cool wihite guy, I must say. He's been in my iTunes for a minute. But Marco is SO DAMN SEXY and Edyta worked it out. 1st reslts show I really truly enjoyed.

Can I just say ALL THE PROFESSIONAL WOMEN HAVE THE BEST BODIES I EVER SEEN. Although Anna can be cocky, that chick can work those hips. But I have to say that Cheryl, her legs, and her back are forcing my ass to go back to the gym ASAP! OMG FRIGGIN GAWD! I LOVE CHERYL DAMMIT!
Honorable mention....the Dirty Dancing routine....yes I was screaming "they did the lift!!!!"

GO DREW!!!!
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