Thursday, July 07, 2005

Overheard in New York: Those Low Rent One-liners...

Tween girl: ...when her water broke, she rode her bike to the hospital. How ghetto is that?
--B44 bus

Lady: They better give me my money back or I'm gonna get 7 on my side!
--K-mart, Staten Island
Overheard by: tony

Store guy on cell: Nah, man I can't go out tonight! I'm broke! I just paid for an abortion.
--Pathmark, Cherry Street
Overheard by: Jubie D.

Suit: I need to go uptown, where they know the difference between a hot dog and a frankfurter.
--The Water Club, E. 23rd Street
Overheard by: Dave


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