Thursday, May 18, 2006

Is JLO preggo?

Look at this bullshit!!!
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JLO NEVER SHOWS HER ROOTS...that's DIVA 101.
So she is either preggo or the zombie is just making her slip up BIG TIME.
In addition, note her stomach in the bathing suit shot as well as her dress at the Versace reopening. LaLopez DOES NOT wear dresses that do not fit right. LaLopez would not be caught in public without a six pack. Do you see a slight bump with the zombie at the fashion gala?


For the record, it's SO good to see you back and looking BEAUTIFUL!

Esquire: Who is she?

OOHHH GOODIE! I love guessing games!

I'm going to say Scarlett Johanssan; based on thighs and breasts alone.

Any takers?

My AI Pick is........

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Where have I been?

I've been busy motherfukkas. LMAO seriously, between work, hubby, Tivo, and some personal things, I've been swamped. The main reason I haven't posted?

15 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes and 27 seconds smoke free. 106 cigarettes not smoked.
$31.50 and 19 hours of your life saved. Your quit date: 5/2/2006 8:50:00 AM

My husband and I both quit smoking COLD TURKEY! We started eating more healthy. I've wanted to kill myself several times in th epast two weeks. My ass even started knitting to deal with the cravings. Isn't that enough shyt?

I've been trying to catch up on Tivo, but this detox makes you EXHAUSTED to the point I'm watching shows 3-5 days after they're on....and by that point I figure WHY EVEN POST. If I can't do it right, I'm just not doing it at all. It may suck, but fugg it, that's me.

I haven't watched last night's Idol yet, I got the last 3 eps of Prison Break, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Sopranos, and King of the Hill ALL on Tivo. A sister NEEDS to catch up. My goal is to AT LEAST POST MY PICK FOR IDOL BEFORE THE SHOW TONIGHT. I know who I want to win...even though my girl Paris got kicked off too early. I'm torn between Taylor and let's see whose pic I put on the blog, shall we?

Britney Spears is fucking preggo again....even my ass knows a baby that young needs to be in the seat facing the reasr...not facing the front in a friggin convertable. I say take Sean Preston away before she does any permanent damage. I highly support mandatory birth control for anyone under 25. This shyt is getting ridiculous!

BBL....I got a lot of things to do and gossip to catch up on.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

So friggin busy

Why do I have a blog if I don't post? Because I can bytches!
I have been busy, point blank. Doing what? None of your business.
Between doctor's apointments, hubby, vacation andTiVo...I've been busy.
I've also had a trifilin bytch try to imperonate me on a website...trying to stress my marriage.
HA HA, shyt is so sweet it's like candy...let's just say "you are the weakest link,...goodbye"
Lately hubby and I have been watching Season 2 of 24, we Tivoed it back on New Years Day. Shyt is like crack.
Still hooked on AI and ANTM. But recently we started watching Thief and that show is on point, hope it gets picked up for more than 6 eps.

Did yall here Eminem and Kim Mather's split again? No shyt, you have a grave with my name tattooed on your stomach and shyt is NOT going to work out!

BBL...@ work.
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